Nooo! We’re a little bit heartbroken to report that one of the best-looking couples in the universe, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom, are ending their three-year marriage—and six-year relationship! We so did not see this one coming.
Still, although the announcement was a huge shock to us, apparently the genetically-blessed duo has been having marital troubles for some time. According to an exclusive posted on E!, the pair’s rep said, "In a joint statement, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have announced that they have been amicably separated for the past few months. After six years together, they have recently decided to formalize their separation." But don’t expect to watch any messy divorce proceedings play out in the media (although can we just say that Miranda would probably have the awesomest court room wardrobe ever?). It was also stated that, "Despite this being the end of their marriage, they love, support and respect each other as both parents of their son and as family."
In the interest of supporting two if our favorite Aussies, let’s all just take a moment of silence here, and then try to move on. After several tearful hours of Google Imaging "Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom," of course.