There’s something so very wrong about a nearly-$1,000 patterned onesie—and yet something so right.
The onesie in question is a floral-printed, hooded beauty, cut from soft jersey and featuring a drawstring tie around the waist. It’s trendy, it’s cozy and it’s really, really expensive—$898, to be exact. According to designer Justin Thornton, the piece features a dainty crystal pattern (a nod to a Preen runway), and was designed "to be super fun and super luxe."
It should go without saying that we are always proponents of dreamy pie-in-the-sky purchases—from shoes to rings and dresses to, yes, even real estate, we’ve covered it all. And while we’re also in favor of swapping out your skinniest skinny jeans for a billowing pair of pajamas, this Preen number takes our current comfort infatuation to a whole new level.
We must ask: If there’s someone out there who plans on purchasing this (or a similarly luxe) onesie, please show yourself. Not only do we envy you immensely, but we also have quite a few questions for you.
The Preen floral-print jersey onesie is now available at Net-a-Porter.com.