It’s no secret that Lucky is absolutely smitten with Grumpy Cat, the perma-frowning feline that’s taken the internet by storm over the past couple of years; six million Facebook fans and 230,000 Twitter followers can’t be wrong, after all. Last summer, Grumpy released her very first book, Grumpy Cat: A Grumpy Book, which went on to become a New York Times bestseller—and now, the curmudgeonly kitty is back with a new tome, The Grumpy Guide to Life: Observations by Grumpy Cat.
Seemingly penned for everyone who’s ever wanted to rip those schmaltzy inspirational posters (which, ironically, often feature pictures of cuddly cats) off of their dentist’s walls, The Grumpy Guide to Life is packed with more, shall we say, realistic bits of advice we can all easily apply to our day-to-day lives. Those looking for feel-good mantras of the "Reach for the stars!" and "Never give up!" variety need not apply; Grumpy’s musings are, unsurprisingly, geared towards fellow grouches. Click through above for eight of our favorite life lessons from Grumpy Cat’s brand-new book—this celebrity sourpuss just might be our favorite "demotivational" speaker ever!
Want to meet Grumpy Cat? Click here for a full list of her book tour stops!