Last night’s VMAs raised a lot of questions. Most of these questions were about Miley Cyrus. Most of them will never have an answer. Yet some of us found the answer in Rihanna’s stone-stunned and bewildered face. As the former teenybopper danced around in her underwear onstage, letting us know once more that she’s no longer Hannah Montana, Rihanna just looked confused. Her reaction was probably the highlight of the night. In the end, though, she was just being Miley. A crazy, bizarre Miley.
So here’s our morning ode to Rihanna and her diamonds: